The effect marijuana has on people varies from wonderful to weird. If you do get an unpleasant marijuana high, here’s how to calm yourself down. This post from Refinery29 has put together 10 ways you can feel better if you get too stoned.
In the history of the world, there is no record of a fatal marijuana overdose. Nevertheless, many people have gotten so high that they’vewished they were dead, which is terrifying.
Beyond psychic meltdowns, many other people have gotten high and simply not liked it, with all the expected feelings of euphoria and sensual enhancement eclipsed by panic, paranoia, and a racing heart rate. Should you ever find yourself in the grip of an unpleasant marijuana high, there are things you can do.
Before we get there, though, you should know some “don’ts”: Don’t answer the phone unless you know who’s calling and want to talk. Don’t use a stove or drive a car. Don’t stare at yourself in a mirror or give yourself a haircut. And when your bad bout of highness is over, don’t neglect to google “Maureen Dowd Colorado” to confirm how not alone you are.
Ahead, 10 tips that actually can help.
1. Relax
Remember how I said no one’s ever died from getting too high? It’s true. And you should ruminate on that fact as you take at least three deep breaths, slowly in and slowly out. You’re going to be fine. You just need to be patient and take care of yourself as you ride out your unpleasant — but not dangerous — high.
2. Squeeze A Lemon
One of the few things known to diminish extreme highness is limonene, a terpene that modulates THC’s effects on the brain and is conveniently found in lemons. Should you find yourself too high for your taste, squeeze juice from a fresh lemon, zest in a bit of peel, add as much sugar as necessary, and toss the whole thing down your throat. According to science, it should help.
3. Smell Some Pepper
Another terpene-based maneuver, this one involves beta-caryophyllene, a terpene found in black pepper that’s specifically cited for its ability to combat weed-based paranoia. To activate it, smash or grind a few fresh peppercorns, then get your nose down close and take a big whiff. Sneeze afterward if you must.
4. Be Nice To Yourself
Remind yourself that you’re in no danger and the state you’re in is temporary. Surround yourself with stuff that makes you feel safe. (If this means pajamas in bed, so be it.) Don’t fixate on your inability to think straight or berate yourself over a word you can’t remember — steer yourself toward things that make you feel secure.
5. Take A Cold Shower
This probably won’t feel so much like “being nice to yourself,” but there’s no denying the power of a cold shower to reboot a nervous system.
6. Get Some Fresh Air
Deep breaths are good, and deep breaths of fresh air are better. If you’re not up for taking a walk, open a window.
7. Eat Something
Aim for something substantial and nutritious: yogurt, fresh fruit, microwaved soup, healthy cereal.
8. Drink Water
Not only does it keep you hydrated, it also helps flush your system.
9. Talk To Someone
Have a trusted friend who’s familiar with weed? Sharing your too-high experience with someone who understands can help a ton. Ask for what you need, up to and including, “I need you to call me every 45 minutes to remind me that I’m fine until I tell you to stop.”
10. Rest
Lie down. Close your eyes. Get comfortable. Whether or not you actually doze is immaterial — just restricting your world to your bed or couch and the backs of your eyelids helps. Take deep breaths, following each breath in and each breath out.
All images illustrated by Anna Sudit.
Source: Marijuana Paranoia – How To Calm Down If So High On Pot
